Hard work writer

Good day, James!

We are glad to inform you that our publisher plans to print your novel. You should note that you are incredibly talented and you have a great future in literature. However, there is an important requirement. You have to change the gender of the main character. Now the image of a strong woman is very relevant.

Sincerely, L. Summers.


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Good afternoon, Linda.

As you requested, I changed the gender of the main character. Now it is a woman. Just changed the love line. Now the main character, during an expedition to the North Pole at home, is waiting for Steven - a faithful husband.


James morou.


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Good afternoon, James.

Read the new version. The editor recommends changing another episode. In the seventh chapter, when freezing polar explorers are heated together in one sleeping bag. Now that the main character is a woman, there is a strange sexual overtones, try to do something about it.

And yet - in the tenth chapter, polar explorers all pray together. Religion is an acute question, make it so that they pray to different gods, and not to one.

Sincerely, L. Summers.


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Hello, Linda.


I replaced the episode you talked about. Now polar explorers pray not only to God. Each has its own religion. Including voodoo and neo-paganism. I hope this is quite an extensive list.

I also changed the seventh chapter. Now polar explorers bask in groups, according to religious considerations. And the heroine is generally separate.

Tell me, should she wear a burqa? After all, one of the polar explorers is a very radical Islamist.

James morou.


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Good afternoon, James.


We decided to publish your novel in our literary magazine by chapters. This will allow us to make edits to still unpublished chapters. We have already published the first chapter and received a number of comments related to the fact that there are no Asians and people with disabilities among the polar explorers. Please make the appropriate edits.

Sincerely, L. Summers.


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Changed the second chapter. Now among polar explorers there are representatives of all races and legless Asian. His dragged on a sled. Do I put the veil on the main character?

James.


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Good afternoon, James.

We received a lot of negative reviews.

1. People with disabilities should be more. The fact is that when he is alone and everyone is dragging him, an image of an inferior person is formed.

2. Need 3 homosexuals.

3. Make the main character more bodipositive. Do not wear burqa.

Sincerely, L. Summers.


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As you requested, made the changes. Now, with limited abilities, everything except Islamist and the main character. The heroine herself is now utterly body-positive.

James.


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James, make urgent changes. An Islamist should not be the only person without disabilities, it creates the feeling that he is elevated from the rest, let him freeze his feet. Urgently develop the love line of religious homosexuals. Frankly, the public is not happy.

L. Summers.


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He froze his feet to an Islamist, forced all homosexuals to love each other and the Orthodox vooduist. I registered the line of salvation for a rare polar bear at the cost of the lives of two polar explorers.

James.


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James, unfortunately, we are forced to stop publishing. The point is not that the story of a gang of crazy, religious homosexual polar polar disabled people who feed a bear with their flesh under the command of a 200 kilogram woman is frankly strange. Just today, the head of the association of those who cannot read came to our editorial office and said that their feelings are insulted by your novel. For they cannot read it. Now, instead of your novel, we will publish blank pages.

Hope for understanding.

Sincerely, Linda Summers.


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Thank god it's over!

James.


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Good afternoon, James.

I am writing this letter to warn you. We received a subpoena from the religious community of the Holy Full Brothers. They are insulted by the chthonic emptiness of your novel, and therefore they intend to achieve your arrest. Run out of the country, James!


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